Wisconsin Twister 

A diabolical maneuver applied to a man after he’s passed out cold. She pulls out your little pecker, proceeds to quickly turn it into a soft pretzel twist, then yanks it like she’s trying to start your shitty lawnmower

Reputa heard I cheated on her,so she waited until I was passed out to give me the filthiest Wisconsin Twister I’ve ever had. I Woke up squeeling like a pig & shit my pants

Wisconsin Twister by Billy Gaggins April 6, 2019

Wisconsin Soup Kitchen 

While receiving a blow job, the girl throws up on your penis then continues to swallow the vomit and your load.

Last night I picked up a butterball from the bar and she gave me a Wisconsin soup kitchen on the way back to the hotel.

Wisconsin Soup Kitchen by Tankie 6969 May 6, 2022

Wisconsin Waterfall 

A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.

'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'

Wisconsin Waterfall by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004

Wisconsin Hicks 

Wisconsin Hicks are not your typical stereotype Hicks, rednecks, bumpkins, hillbilies or whatever. A wisconsin hick may have education beyond high school but our education is usually a tech college for welding, diesel mechanic or something along those lines. We are smarter than the most city people. Most city people can't usually do shit but just because they wear nice clothes drive new vehicles and make tons of money for siting in an office there officially smart. Wisconsin hicks can hunt, fish, trap, grow their own. food. They are welders, mechanics, carpenters, machinists, electricians, and plumbers. We drink beer and brandy eat brats and cheese. Love or engine powered vehicles snow machines, atvs, bikes. we love the packers, brewers, bucks, and badgers. We love opening week of deer hunting, fishing and we love to ice fish. And we love nascar and tractor pulls.

I tink the fish were biting back in the bay there eh.

Ya you betcha. Wisconsin Hicks

Wisconsin Hicks by Adam Stencel February 6, 2009

Wisconsin Sno-Cone

Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags, kick him in the nuts...

"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"

"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like Mountain Dew?"

"Yea! that's awesome"

After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...

"Jerk ass...you just ate a Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him in the nuts...

Wisconsin Sno-Cone by WI Pharter April 17, 2009

Wisconsin Hand Warmer 

A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a Wisconsin Hand Warmer last night.

Wisconsin Hand Warmer by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Wisconsin Truffle Shake 

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.

Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.

Wisconsin Truffle Shake by ModernLanguageExtraordinaire June 16, 2012