Scott Wilbur

Featured alum at the 2010 Harvey Mudd College Alumni Weekend.

Scott Wilbur is very disgruntled man with the new academic core and will do anything to restore PChem to the core, just like in the good old days.

Scott Wilbur grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Scott Wilbur does not style his hair; it lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Scott Wilbur by amudder April 30, 2010

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Wet Wilbur

Ejaculating in ones hand, then runnin up on a fool and slapping him/her in the face with said hand.

Yo, fuck that dude. He's about to catch a wet wilbur, son!

Wet Wilbur by Dick#Nosyarg April 26, 2010

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Cold Wilbur

Named after the technique used to make Mr Ed (the famous 'talking horse' talk. Originally there were two mouth movements that Mr Ed could make. There was the "Warm Wilbur", which made Mr Ed's lips move a little (as if he's saying 'Wilbur'), and the "Cold Wilbur", where his lips move a lot and he's saying 'Nay!'. The Warm Wilbur was accomplished by inserting a warm finger into the horses anus, and the Cold Wilbur was inserting a finger that had been kept in an ice-cold-bowl-of-water into the horses anus (incurring a more extreme reaction).
In modern parlance, a Cold Wilbur is the act of inserting an extremely cold finger into (normally) another person's anus.

Give him the cold finger? I gave him a Cold Wilbur!

Cold Wilbur by supermarv December 22, 2009