wilbur scoot

Nihachu’s boyfriend.

Omg, I love Wilbur Scoot!

by Tara <3 September 26, 2021

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Get the wilbur scootmug.

Wilburize

To kill the last individual of a type of organism and put it in a museum.

Only one seen, I did not wilburize it.

by Botanyguy September 25, 2020

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Get the Wilburizemug.

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

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Get the Wilburmug.

Wilbur

commonly uses coke

don't be a Wilbur your looking like a coke head

by richganglife November 8, 2018

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Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .

I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.

by Jlohm October 1, 2018

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