Wifi hoe

A broke bitch who relys on wifi for texting twitter instagram etc

Valarie is a broke ass wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

WIFI HEMMORID

Spouse or significant other that is wireless even at a difference can be a real pain in the ass.

Spouse at work burning up cell texting and calling being a WIFI Hemmorid

by buttchomper September 23, 2011

Wifi Denied

A Sick Call Of Duty Player. Co-Leadear of TeamWifiHD. I Do have a HD PVR. I am a sick editor.

Wifi Denied=Boss and Pro

by Wifi Denied May 22, 2012

Mile High WiFi

Mile High WiFi means in-flight Wi-Fi service. Currently it's available in AA, Delta , Airtain and Virgin America , and it does not become active until the aircraft has reached a minimum altitude of 10,000 feet. Conversely, when the aircraft descends below 10,000 feet, it will no longer be active.

Does this flight have mile high wifi service ?

is this flight equipped with gogo mile high WiFi service ?

by koova August 18, 2009

Free Public Wifi

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.

I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011

red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013