A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
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a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.
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They're also probably racist and cant take it upon themselves to realise they can be wrong or want to educate themselves further on any subject that might discourage any of their behaviour
They're also probably racist and cant take it upon themselves to realise they can be wrong or want to educate themselves further on any subject that might discourage any of their behaviour
Person 1: wow your brother is such a man white
Person 2: yeah i know, he was talking about another girl he had sex with at the dinner table last night
Person 2: yeah i know, he was talking about another girl he had sex with at the dinner table last night
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