wheaton bible-ed

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.

by bksizzle January 22, 2005

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Wheatland, Wyoming

Gay town that may cause a rash on your bottom. It was originally supposed to be named for their beloved weed but they couldn't call it weed town could they? Of, course not. So they call it Wheatland because it is illegal to have this so called weed.

God I have to go to Wheatland, Wyoming.

by t8erbug August 16, 2009

Mini Wheat

A girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.

There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.

"I saw this girl with a perfect ass in line, but when she turned around she was a mini wheat."

by Skivwidget April 26, 2006

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

Wheatabix

a fat piece of shit who sits around in scooby doo underwear jammin "Aint No Nigga"

Yo man you need to do somethin with your life, dont be like wheatabix.

by My Name September 15, 2003

whear

A combination of the words wear and where used by people who cannot remember the proper spellings of either.

1. If it were really just about the music you would not have spent half your post saying how you hate people who whear band shirts if they don't know that band

by ????????????????????????????????? September 12, 2007