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Wenner

My wenner is so small I can’t get a grip when going for a urination and just have to stand and freestyle...
by Richard Cockerbum April 18, 2021
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Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.
The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!
by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022
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Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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aussie weiner

Australia's giant dick that can be seen in space.
Try going google maps and type Menheere Brothers (presumably an intersection) in Victoria, Australia. Go a bit north and their must be a dry lake bed of Lake Victoria or a more specific location is the Lonsdale Lakes Wildlife Reserve, then go northwest.
Cosmonaut Photographer; Time to take HD Pics of Victoria, Australia....what is that?!
Astronaut Photographer; I know, it's the Aussie Weiner.
by Comrade Oracle July 4, 2018
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weinerdo

When a fat man's stomach sticks out further than his genitals. Sometimes to the point where the stomach must be displaced to find said genitals to confirm their existence.
Dude Elvin, Did you ever notice that Brandon has a Weinerdo?
by Cahulin McCool January 17, 2009
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weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.
by ScootyPuff Jr April 16, 2005
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weiner bomb

when a man is getting head and lets loose a stinky fart that it makes the other person pass out.
Joey B. was getting a blowjob from a sailor he then weiner bomb the sailor and had his way with him (raw dawg in the butt no lube). the sailor woke up and Joey insisted on cuddling.

It was also an over weight sailor.
by bowelboy February 25, 2008
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