Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Girls weekend

Women created this weekend to be bad, boujee bitches, drink a fuck ton of wine, talk about the current douche bags in their lives, take a million pictures to find just the right one to be basic as fuck (so we can pretend like we live an adventurous lifestyle) and overall escape THE MEN.

It’s fucking girls weekend.

by Ball-er December 16, 2017

pocal weekend

What drunk/hyped pocals shout when shit gets crazy pocal in the Poughkeepsie area.

Big Ant: POCAL WEEKEND!!

Everyone else: Chill dude shit is getting too pocal.

by Tree Lover February 16, 2019

nude weekend

When a bunch of adults dont tell there kids what they are doing and scares the shit out of them

Kids leave the house for a few days
why?
We are having a nude weekend
Holy shit

by A man of his word November 15, 2010

ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

Reverse Weekend

The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.

Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."

by mrblarg November 5, 2013

weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".

OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.

by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020