jean washer

1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot

(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,

by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

Washer

When an inexperienced surfer gets thrown around in a wave.

Jeez, look at the guy. He just got tossed in the "washer".

by Surfer390 October 16, 2022

Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.

Shut your ball washer fat boy.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them

Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"

by F-BROS October 16, 2008