thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.
Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.
by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019
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Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.
I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers
by Cheeky T September 03, 2023
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Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.
The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.
by Mohammered May 26, 2019
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Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.
I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.
by Suicide_Snuggy August 12, 2022
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Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.
titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.
by penis tip December 21, 2010
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Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
by JellyDeise September 16, 2016
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flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
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