wanker

A new derogatory name for stupid white people. Not a racial slur so everyone can us it.

"Look at that wanker! He's so...WHITE!!!"

by Doughty July 21, 2004

wanker

A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger

Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker

by schwerve July 17, 2008

Wanker

One who masrubates on a daily basis and also is a total douch

Slagof and Marco are a Wanker.

by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016

wanker

A person that jackesoff a lot or masturbates a lot: often used in the irish language and parts around it including australia

Irish male: you foken wanker
American feminist: that is not true you women hater

austaily cunt: aw you you shit cunt wanker

by MlgDaddy March 03, 2017

wanker

See trypnotic.

You are such a fuckin' wanker. You ain't the shizzle bi0tch.

by w00dz January 25, 2003

wanker

Jerk, jerk off. Masturbate(r).

Man, that was a good wank.
He's such a wanker.
More so used in U.K. English, than in U.S English.

by Eric Gene Price May 26, 2006

wankerer

someone who has been accused of wankering.

beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.

by MAN_WITHOUT_PANTS March 15, 2005