toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.

Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.

by Jennifer Wychek January 22, 2017

Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers

Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!

by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015

Big Walnut

a sweet ass school in sunbury ohio.
filled with cool kids who know how to really fuck around and have a good time in a small ass town

mike:that kid goes to Big Walnut?

james:fuck yeah hes awesome and everyone from there is awesome XD

by juju48172 August 5, 2008

salty walnut

A salty walnut is when one inserts a walnut into his or her butt cheeks and then clenches those cheeks to crack it. His or her partner then licks out the walnut

My girlfriend has a fatty so I made her give me a salty walnut

by inthebank April 7, 2009

hairy walnut

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003

uncultured walnut

A dumb asshole who is ignorant and whose stupidity cannot be defined other than a non-moving, non-thinking, redneck plant offspring.

"lol you cut yourself for followers on instagram."
"Goodbye America, hello New York!"
These people are uncultured walnuts.

by A Cultured Walnut January 28, 2014

Dirty Walnut

When two people press their butts up tight against eachother and poop at the same time. Usually stimulates some sort of sexual arousal.

Person 1: What did you do after the movies last night?
Person 2: I took my girl home and we did a Dirty Walnut until we both passed out.

by IndianStranger July 27, 2016