wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.

I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.

by illustrix August 15, 2010

wakatela

a spanish descent.used as "ewww" or "gross".

Marko:"Jeanette has crabs."
charles:"wakatela, did kenneth give them to her?"

"Wakatela tito stepped on dog poop!!"

by Tito Andres May 29, 2008

Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

Waka-Gashira

The second in command of a Yakuza family, subordinate to the Oyabun(father/boss). He commands seperate armies, but never the whole family.

Hey Sam, that's the Hasashi Gumi underboss, the low-down Waka-Gashira. Step back or get an IMI in your crack.

by Patrick SW June 28, 2006

Wake Forest University

My alma mater, strong and fair.

I went to the school of hard knocks, Wake Forest U.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

"Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome

The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.

Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.

Person A: My favorite song is "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence!
Person B: I believe the song is called "Bring Me To Life"
Person A: Shut the fuck up!
Person B: Just another case of "Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome...

by TheBeigeDolphin October 15, 2016

wakeboarding

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003