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The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.
I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!
by [Fake ass name] November 25, 2013
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waifing out

The State that people get in when they smoke too much weed where they're blood pressure drops resulting in them acting like a vegetable or fainting. Talking is also difficult, though awareness is heightened. In very extreme cases one can also become ill. This normally results from smoking kush. When this happens thinking that you are going to die is a normal thought.
(After hitting the bong probably about an hour later) Man, look at Jennie laying on the couch she is totally waifing out.
by Nas022190 July 23, 2011
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Wazzing

Wazzing is the act of fist fucking a young female with a wine bottle, until she cannot take the pain anymore and she presses a button which stops the wine bottle, but unfortunately also electrocutes her parents.

Taken from the cult B-movie "Wazz".
"Hey Barry, fancy wazzing your sister with me? We'll need your Mum too."
by cannonballjim August 21, 2009
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waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.
Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.
by holy January 22, 2005
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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cock in waiting

Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend
Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place
by CJ72 December 16, 2009
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waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.
Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.
by Skiddle567 January 3, 2008
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