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One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".
"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"
by Nodog438 May 2, 2014
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Virus

Something on your computer that will make anyone rage quit.
(Gets a virus)
Oh, hey look there's a FUCKING- (proceeds to smash computer)
by H4k0rz June 23, 2018
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Vrushie

the most adorable person ever, he or she is like a babe magnet. Everyone loves Vrushie! They are the definition of PERFECT.
Omg you're so vrushie I wish i was like vrushie
by harry_tomlinson February 17, 2021
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vTrusted

sometimes mistaken as rude people. You may hear the word “vTrusted” commonly used in the popular game ‘roblox’ or used with the racist TikToker ‘vTrustedharry” people think this name is cool when its literally not lmao
vTrustedEmilia
by Excusing Yourself February 17, 2021
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Vrushika

A sexy girl that will drive you crazy cause you're always thinking of her. She's usually a good girl with a very naughty side. She doesn't show that side often . She loves hugs and kisses(especially a hug from behind while kissing her neck.)She'll be your best friend and lover at the same time.

She is affectionate towards everyone, only the people who are jealous of her hate her, she loves nature and animals. She's really emotional and cries easily.

She's full of attitude in front of normal people but when it comes to people she like, she might start acting attached, weird and dumb.

Simply the best person you'll ever meet , Vrushika is charming and beautiful effortlessly. She has warm eyes that will capture you and you'll want to spend the rest of your life with her. She is very hard working and understanding. If you know a Vrushika then you are a very lucky person. She loves to make her partner feel loved.
"whose that beautiful girl??"
"It's Vrushika "
by Zayn_X November 23, 2021
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Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
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Twelviloma Virus

Virus that infects twelve-year-olds and causes them to act older than they really are, have more relationships than most highschoolers, overuse the word 'swag', disrespect women, post idiotic Facebook statuses, and just in general make people lose all faith in humanity. Though it's mostly twelve-year-olds who contract it, not all of them have it, and older/younger people can also get it.
Guy 1: "I saw your little brother's Facebook status last night, apparently he banged 30 hoes at his friend's party."
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"
by Hassan & Fei-Yen September 8, 2013
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