Valrus

A Valrus is an animal. It is a mix between a vampire and a walrus, thus, creating a Valrus.

I have two toothpicks in the shape of a v. I'm a Vampire.
No you're not, you're a Valrus.

by PseudonymBlonde February 23, 2011

Vargsmål

A book by Varg Vikernes, also known as Burzum. The book is about his thoughts on his country, Norway, and how he encourages his countrymen to refuse modernism to preserve their own pagan origins and cultures.

A: Did you read Vargsmål?
B: Yeah that's not a bad book actually.

by Draugen November 23, 2016

varsh

varsh is the most intelligent person ever. no one is as smart as her. if genius was a person, it would be varsh. varsh deserves so much love. varsh should be cuddled and protected.

omg you are so varsh!

by Skye2rain November 7, 2020

Joelina Varughese

A girl, who's super funny and extroverted and a great friend as well as very pretty and charismatic. Can be a terrorist at times and likes to eat leaves for some reason? Joelina gets excellent grades and plays electric guitar and base. To top off this amazing creation of a human, she sings and is destined to fall in love with Michael and start a beautiful family where they'll live happily ever after with beautiful kids and a great rich lifestyle. She also has a really hot friend named sam who'd do anything for her since she's his bsf.

Damn! my neighbor's house got blown up! Darn must be a *Joelina Varughese*.
OMG where are the leaves on my tree??? They've all been eaten! Must be a *Joelina*!!
Oh my gawd see that hot guy michael over there? no u don't, hes only for Joelina so back tf up pussio b4 u get chipped in the mouth. But her bsf Sam is single tho😏.

by Swaguel November 24, 2022

ass party varsity

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle

The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night.

also: Junior Ass Party Varsity

by Monsignore O'Brien October 3, 2013

junior varsity

A high school or college team made up of people not good enough to be at the top level

That kid sucks, so he's on junior varsity.

by Arparthurnax LeFanje April 26, 2016

varshana

A little shit that is very annoying sometimes. You make her a chai iced latte but then she just is so annoying because she plays stupid songs and stuff. A Varshana is a person that will always be annoying and crack which makes here a lil shit. Also a Varshana is cringe af because she says stuff is lit when it is not. SOOO CRINGE AND CRACK

Wow, that girl is so crack,annoying and cringe she is a Varshana.

by varshanacringe February 14, 2018