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A Valrus is an
animal
. It is a mix between a
vampire
and a
walrus
, thus, creating a Valrus.
I have two toothpicks in the shape of a v. I'm a
Vampire
.
No you'
re
not, you'
re
a Valrus.
Valrus
by
PseudonymBlonde
February 23, 2011