vaginal trumpet

When you're eating a girl out and you blow into her pussy until a loud whistling noise is made.

I played the vaginal trumpet with your girlfriend last night

by 420blazeitswag June 10, 2014

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Vaginal Complacency

When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment

Look at the pig Joe is talking to. My god, his vaginal complacency is at it's all time worst.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

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spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 12, 2008

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Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 03, 2009

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Vaginal Entrepreneur

One who explores personal business options with the use of her vagina. A prostitute.

Shelly's day job wasn't working out, so she decided to go into the business of vaginal entrepreneurship.

John: So, what do you do for a living?
Shelly: I'm a vaginal entrepreneur.
John: You mean a prostitute?

by dorkychickenpants22 December 21, 2010

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