screwer upper

It means when some one screws things up a lot.

Man your a screwer upper !

by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017

upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.

fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper

by harrypothead1990 August 02, 2011

debbie upper

Debbie upper is a person that is the opposite of a Debbie downer. very up lifting and happy person

I always try to be a Debbie upper rather than a Debbie downer.

by jjjjhfer80uisjjjjj November 15, 2017

Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.

She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.

by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022

upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

by valere March 14, 2008

one upper

-Regarding yourself as better than everyone else, with intent of seeming greater, without actually saying it.
-Implying you have done something long before anyone else even thought of doing it.
-Riding a motorcycle in scrubs and not getting any dirt on them.
-Working 18 different jobs including but not limited to a doctor, a mechanic, a veternarian, and astronaut before the age of 18 (With no proof)

Me: Man im stoked we are getting paid today its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well, i get paid 1 and a half hours before everyone else.
Everyone: ZOMG WTF!! How do you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else, how is that even fucking possible?!!?!?!?!?
Me: Dude, your a fucking one upper.
Hanson: You are all just jealous!

by Smeew March 19, 2007

Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.

Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?

by Jared March 24, 2005