cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2017
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firmware update

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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pointer update

Change in address, phone number, IM, or other contact details. Originates in the programmer community where a "pointer" is something that tells you where to look for the real information.
I got a new cell phone and have to send everyone a pointer update so they don't call the old number.
by DrWex January 06, 2009
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Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂
Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )
by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020
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Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.
Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan
this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago
by thegreatjan October 10, 2021
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Marion-Update

When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.
"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.
by walliselle September 24, 2020
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