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Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.
'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"
by Lys November 28, 2004
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Teen "Text" Typing

(n): The utter display of ignorance and laziness protrayed by todays youth due to the onslaught of technology. Usually seen in any form of screen text communication between teens (as well as some adults trying to look cool) and the rest of the free world. Denoted by its lack of vowel use completely, substituted by numbers, and use of repeating last letters. Many times characters such as "&" and "@" will be used as well. Not directed at commonly used shorthands like LOL and FTW. See examples!
Teen "Text" Typing is Awesome!!
"Heyyyyy!!! Wuz up wit u 2 nite! Tex m3!"
"Omgggg.....Blaineeeee iz so hottttt!!! He iz only 4teen!"
"R u cumin ovr 2nite! KK! C u l8r!!"
Typing in Myspace: "So WhUt R U DoIn 2nItE? We NeEd 2 HuK uP!"
by Southern Articulator December 22, 2009
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Typical Colors 2

Alex: Ew these poor losers are so bad at tf2 they have to play Typical Colors 2 to feel good at tf2.
Aiden: Come on, some people's computers can't run-
Alex: BEEP BEEP BEEP
by 2fort September 14, 2020
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Types of Drunk

The stereotypical traits of certain people when they're drunk.

Exhibit A: Weepy, Hysterical Drunk.

Exhibit B: The Angry, Pissed Off Drunk.

Exhibit C: Girl Who Turns Into A Stripper Drunk

Exhibit D: Happy, Giggly Drunk

Exhibit E: Needy, Clingy Drunk
Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.

Michelle: Ok.

Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.

Michelle: Oh.

Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.

Michelle: Woah.

Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.

Michelle: Wow.

Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.

Michelle: Incredible.

Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.
by the_man_of_the_hour33 March 16, 2011
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Twypist

Person who types tweets. Typist meets Twitter.
Your a fast Twypist! How may tweets can you type per minute?

I used to type pretty fast, but since Twitter ... I am a world-class Twypist!
by VGVGVG April 14, 2010
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tapish

tapish in hindi means hot.
Wow, he's so tapish!
by firebug May 20, 2015
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all types of

Adj- Of large calibur or extremely significant.

Usually used in a sentence degrading someone for their lack of skill or other failure in some task.
You got all types of fucked up!
That washing machine is all types of broken.
The sky is all types of blue.
by truespeak? November 8, 2004
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