twitter 

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

twitter by i have severe brain damage June 24, 2021

Twitter 

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

Twitter by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

Twitter 

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

Twitter by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

Twitter 

The tingling/sensitive sensation a woman gets after Cumming.

Oh please STOP rubbing my clit i'm twittering

Twitter by Mizfitmakeupartist May 19, 2009

Twitter 

A stupid site that completely and utterly ripped off Facebook, but in no way compares to it.

Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and....

Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.

Guy 1: Really, ok then.

Twitter by Sciv August 6, 2009

twitter 

a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.

School
Twitter
Sleep
Repeat

twitter by uarefads June 1, 2021

twitter 

an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

twitter by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008