Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Tuesday night Amy sauce

The act of licking snatch on the first day of Amys period when flow is at max.

Please babe tell me its on tonight? This guy loves him some Tuesday night Amy sauce.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

Tuesday Boozeday

The second day of the work week in which one or more consumes a large amount of an alcoholic beverage.

I can't wait to drink on this upcoming Tuesday Boozeday.

by Brad Kowa March 17, 2011

Tuesday Night Dinner Special

a six pack of beer and a blowjob

"What took Mark so long to get out of work?"

"He had the tuesday night dinner special."

by Melonie Billy October 2, 2008

Tuesday Troll

A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.

No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.

If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.

Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"

Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"

Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."

Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."

by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006