Troughin'

The act of eating popcorn straight from the bowl without the use of hands. It is not permitted to trough oneself, as the trough must be offered by the trougher in order for the troughee to consume any corn.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm hungry for some corn. Trough me."
Person 2: "Yeah, we're troughin' tonight."

by The Legal Corn Enthusiast October 14, 2010

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

Touching Green

to get women

Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.

by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006

Trouting

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.

I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.

by elecob July 26, 2012