Trojan

A shit that comes from the hell to fuck your life through your computer's death

Most common situation: "This porn site is very... NOOO! Fucking got a trojan!"
or
"Yeah! I've found that game I... NOOOO! Bitch Trojan!

by @lucas_atunees <--folow :) October 21, 2010

trojan slipper

A condom that's been used more than once and with multiple women.

Guy 1: I heard Bill and a bunch of the chicks he smashed at the party the other day got crabs, yet Bill's been clean. What gives?

Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.

by tehThinker June 8, 2011

Trojan Dictionary

The art of constantly quoting terms from the 'Urban Dictionary' in social situations, in order to confuse or impress.

Person 1: Nah I don't really like her that much

Person 2: Dat ass doe!

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Trojan Dictionary doe?

by JALLENEROUS May 18, 2015

tojam

Tojam is the coolest person you will ever meet he is fit a great sport and is pretty strong. he has alot of brains andd friends which obviously indicates to how freshh he is.he has about 90 admirers.

Did you see that dude tojam he is my favorite person

by Dat god July 13, 2017

Trojan Weave

(Noun). Hair extensions, commonly worn by African American women, fashioned in a manner that allows for hiding of articles such personal protection items and/or contraband. A practice and strategy ranging from efforts of concealing the possession of drugs and related contraband while smuggling or defeating security efforts as well concealing weapons for personal protection.

Authorities acting on a tip searched Keisha's hair upon return from prison furlough to discover Trojan Weave concealing a drug stash hidden within in her hair extensions.

by StasStoLat February 12, 2018

trojan finger

When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.

Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.

by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018

Trojan Loaf

Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.

Yo I Trojan loafed the women’s restroom.

by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020