A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design
Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022
Get the Childhood ship traumamug. The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
Get the Poop traumamug. A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021
Get the Trauma Friendmug. It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.
When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given
blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022
Get the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMAmug. by AlbatrossAnchor March 2, 2025
Get the Trauma Touristmug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug. When you get to choose your trauma, it's voluntary. You get to choose what type, when and why.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Jess: Yoo let's go to the cemetery by the school and get some voluntary trauma!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
by pringlesking24! September 17, 2021
Get the Voluntary traumamug.