Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"
by Keith September 14, 2003
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Also many other ways to describe them but can't be bothhhherd
Also many other ways to describe them but can't be bothhhherd
Townie 1: Origggghhhhh
Townie 2: Orrriiggghhh
Townie 1: Owz u
Townie 2: 'righhhht u?
...a few minutes later...(Townies 1 and 2 walk past some poeple who don't dress the ame as them in their matching hoodys and trakky bottoms. The people look at them...)
Townie 1: Oi, Youu startinnn'?
People look..and reply 'no..why'?
Townie 2: YER MUMMM (for no apparent reason
Townie 2: Orrriiggghhh
Townie 1: Owz u
Townie 2: 'righhhht u?
...a few minutes later...(Townies 1 and 2 walk past some poeple who don't dress the ame as them in their matching hoodys and trakky bottoms. The people look at them...)
Townie 1: Oi, Youu startinnn'?
People look..and reply 'no..why'?
Townie 2: YER MUMMM (for no apparent reason
by Fwannnnnnny February 23, 2004
Get the Townie mug.The old word for chav which, frankly, sounds a lot better and less self-consciously constructed to sound obnoxious by a group of journalists on a slow July nesday.
"Oh great, another pack of townies coming to kick my head in because I don't conform to their world view."
by OD Smith March 18, 2005
Get the townie mug.a early form of chav as they dressed the same as chavs they smoked the same as chavs and drunk the same as chavs but unlikechavsthey didnt use bother when starting they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
Get the townie mug.Someone who never leaves the town/city they were born in. Generally townies:
1) Live in the town/city their whole life
2) Have the same friends from the local high school they attended and root for the high school sports
3) Doesn't leave the town for college
4) Marries another townie who together have children who attend the same schools they did and become townies
5) Think there is no better place to live besides their town
6) Attend high school parties well into their twenties
1) Live in the town/city their whole life
2) Have the same friends from the local high school they attended and root for the high school sports
3) Doesn't leave the town for college
4) Marries another townie who together have children who attend the same schools they did and become townies
5) Think there is no better place to live besides their town
6) Attend high school parties well into their twenties
Kid 1: Hey look its that guy who's always hammered and at the football games.
Kid 2: Oh ya, hes been friends with my parents since high school. He's a complete townie.
Kid 2: Oh ya, hes been friends with my parents since high school. He's a complete townie.
by bevtownie October 21, 2011
Get the Townie mug.The origanal definition of "townie" was somebody who lived in a town and didnt understand vilage life. In this modern day and age a townie is sombody who swears compulsivly, wears burberry and lots of sports lables.
A female townie wears: lots of foundation, burbaerry scarf, addidas trainers.
A male townie wears: burberry hat, addidas trainers.
One word for anybody who thinks of becoming a townie (and please dont, there are enough of them in this word already) its all about the BLING! And by this i mean sovereigns and very big gold chains. You will have to listen to crap like 50 cent and Beyonce. You must smoke and lose your virginity at about 9.
A female townie wears: lots of foundation, burbaerry scarf, addidas trainers.
A male townie wears: burberry hat, addidas trainers.
One word for anybody who thinks of becoming a townie (and please dont, there are enough of them in this word already) its all about the BLING! And by this i mean sovereigns and very big gold chains. You will have to listen to crap like 50 cent and Beyonce. You must smoke and lose your virginity at about 9.
by Emily Clay March 30, 2004
Get the Townie mug.A townie is a cacka who thinks he/she is 'in' they say completely made-up words like
'mush', 'innit' and 'bruv'
they are often incredibly un-intelligent and wear fake burberry or cheap sports jackets and caps. They also tend to wear these caps at almost vertical angles on their heads.
Townies are also often completely deaf:
'mush', 'innit' and 'bruv'
they are often incredibly un-intelligent and wear fake burberry or cheap sports jackets and caps. They also tend to wear these caps at almost vertical angles on their heads.
Townies are also often completely deaf:
(a townie is walking along in his 'crew' and a group of skaters walk past)
Skater1:(shouts) Townie!!
Townie1: Wha' d'ya call me??
Skater2: He called you a townie duh
Townie2: Wha' d'ya call i'm?
Skater1:(shouts) Townie!!
Townie1: Wha' d'ya call me??
Skater2: He called you a townie duh
Townie2: Wha' d'ya call i'm?
by Townie Hater December 21, 2004
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