toucini

cute nig

Austin: "hey man, i really like toucini"
Mahmoud: "fish nig"

by onii-nig May 11, 2019

torchinabag

When anyone calls inanimate object and they will get free jam cupboard

Sam is a torchinabag

by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Torching Rocks

Smoking crack, particularly with a high intensity flame out of a crack pipe.

Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”

by Guru Nator April 20, 2023

cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

touching the turtle

Female masturbation

Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.

Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.

by happy_turtle July 8, 2010

treetops are touching the ground

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006