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Tremonte Tootsie-roll 

A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
Tremonte Tootsie-roll by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019

Dirty tootsie roll 

“Damn dude, Drew just got Dirty Tootsie Rolled
Dirty tootsie roll by Phantom Kadek November 12, 2021

frozen tootsie roll 

A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.
Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away

It was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.
I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

Cream City Tootsie Pop 

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.
"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

Mongolian Tootsie Roll 

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.