today sponge

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.

What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!

by DrZedex February 20, 2014

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

towdyfuck

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt

Bob is such a towdyfuck

by P.e.w.m January 16, 2017

toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife

I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life

by Todd_N April 11, 2019

ToddyQuest

The ultimate gamer

Here lies ToddyQuest he was a brave man a Handsome man but most importantly he was the ultimate gamer.

by Fyssien April 23, 2020

Toadstool

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.

Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."

by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020

Toadism

THE TOADS WILL RULE THE WORLD! TOADS WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!

Wanna join my religion, toadism?

by Human that obeys toads December 7, 2020