Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Clavt Points

This word is used to describe a person on how greedy they are and if they are bragging too much.

IMW has Clavt Points of 999.

by Eniar303 January 20, 2022

Cedar Point

An amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. Has been voted 'Best Park on the Planet' eight years in a row. Opened in 1870 on the banks of Lake Erie. Is famed not only for its number of rollercoasters but also for its number of record breaks. Some of its popular rollercoasters include:

Blue Streak (1964)
Cedar Creek Mine Ride (1969)
Iron Dragon (1987)
Raptor (1994)
Millenium Force (2000)
Top Thrill Dragster (2003)

Has other series of thrill rides including:

Power Tower
Calypso
Cedar Point & Lake Erie Railroad
Demon Drop
The Sky Ride
Thunder Canyon

Cedar Point knows:

"You can't just build them, you have to build them big"

by Tum's Girl October 1, 2005

point of no return

when someone is so close to orgasm that he or she cannot stop having sex/masturbating, regardless of the circumstances

"I heard my roommate coming up the stairs, but I was already at the point of no return so he opened the door just in time to see me blow my load all over my desk."

by kotero January 14, 2007

Point God

its just chris paul

Chris Paul is so good, he's a point god

by carlwhezzer March 3, 2021

poon points

Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.

Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.

by zander_r00lz March 4, 2009

Fuck It Point

The point where you just stop caring. What's going to happen, will happen and the worrying stops.

I was worried about if the hurricane was going to blow the roof off my house, then I reached my fuck it point.

by Empress of the Dark Water May 7, 2009