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old hag

usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.
"you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?"
"shut up you old hag and go fuck your geezer!"
by Doug Streichan September 30, 2007
mugGet the old hagmug.

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness
Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.
mugGet the fag haggingmug.

drag hag

Meis is such a drag hag. She goes to this gay bar every weekend with Tequila, Marilyn and Devina. Tequila, Marilyn and Devina dress like women but are actually men.
by Eveline May 18, 2006
mugGet the drag hagmug.

fag hag

Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.
"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"
by Qit March 29, 2004
mugGet the fag hagmug.

sea hag

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"
by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008
mugGet the sea hagmug.

Uber Hag

Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)
That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.
by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 14, 2010
mugGet the Uber Hagmug.

hag's fag

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012
mugGet the hag's fagmug.

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