evan

- dick
- gay
-you

evan is a gay dick

by jeffefefefefef June 24, 2019

Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018

Evan

Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.

“Did you just see that cute boy?”
“ yeah, that’s Evan.”

“ WOW! He is soooooo cute!”

by PepperAcheeseVboatEfroggyRdogY March 17, 2019

Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK

"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"

by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021

Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.

Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan

by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022

Evan

A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous

That Evan guy is hard as fuck

by Hagshdvd October 17, 2018

Evan

hes number 17 lmao

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'

by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021