2 definitions by welp.pls.get.this.famous.

hawthorne

it's a name & the person it describes is the most amazing & caring person you'll ever come across. he's so perfect & you're lucky to even be friends with him. if he ever loves you, never let him go.. you'll regret it for your whole life. he's the most adorable, sweet, charming, breathtaking, forgiving, funny, hopeful, precious, ambitious person you'll ever meet. he's the one that all the love songs//love quotes//wholesome memes you look at/listen to, are about. HE DESERVES THE WORLD & IF YOU LOVE HIM & HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK IT'S OKAY BC HE ONLY DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, EVEN IF ITS NOT WITH YOU.

my friend : "how's Hawthorne?"
my heart: *explodes in happiness just from hearing his name*

by welp.pls.get.this.famous. June 12, 2019

Evan

He is a fuckboy but it preeettttyy cute.

Evan, go be friends with Joe. Oh wait, you're too much of a fuckboy to do that. WHOOPS!!

by welp.pls.get.this.famous. December 22, 2018