older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

thana

the most beautiful girl in the world. very funny and hyper. people find her the best person in their lives. whoever dates her is the luckiest person alive. she's an angel.

"emma fell down the stairs and fell for thana again"

by existjng June 18, 2017

Lower Than Atlantis

A perfect band from the UK. Members are Mike Duce, Ben Sansom, Eddy Thrower and Dec Hart. If you don't like them you don't appreciate good music.

Did you go to Lower Than Atlantis?
Yeah darling, it was sick. They're perfect.

by Lowerthanamy December 14, 2012

i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.

Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!

by babzie May 16, 2006

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

ain't bigger than a minute

a person male or female who is small, skinny, frail, waif like, tiny, slim and usually sports no booty. Also looks hungry most of the time.

"That girl needs a sandwich, she ain't bigger than a minute"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009