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trunking

Having sex with one's anus to the point where the anus and colon become distended, and protrude out of the body, and then performing oral sex on the length of protruding anus.
Me and Charlize were stone cold trunkin'.

Nathan is a good guy because he knows how to trunk some anus.
by Dr. Turbo April 9, 2005
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Tree Trunking

Term used when a man with a huge penis rags a women hard.
Joey- Did you bed Kelly last nite
Pete- Yeah man i gave the biggest tree trunking you have ever seen. In the face!
by Joel Rice March 23, 2006
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Thinking-Cap

When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.
Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.
by Sloth Fucker October 7, 2013
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Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.
With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 20, 2020
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Trunking

To wave your penis up and down in front of a females face in such a manner were it seems like it is an Elephants Trunk.
"I was trunking this girl last night, it was totally awesome!"
by ZuFe December 1, 2011
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Thunken

when you rub your fingers against your arsehole then rub it under someone's nose so they have to endure the smell of shit.
I gave the little bastard a thunken, little cunt deserved it
by John Yaraboo January 3, 2021
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Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.
Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.
by ATXPLX August 22, 2008
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