TheDeepestDabs

Someone who dabs so deep, they reach the inner core of the earth.

Person 1: My dabs are so deep, I hit the floor when dabbing.
Person 2: Have you ever heard of TheDeepestDabs?
Person 1: No. Who are they?
Person 2: Their dabs are so deep, they hit dabs so deep, it reaches the inner core of the earth.
Person 1: Wow! They put my dabs to shame.

by anonymous October 31, 2020

sofia thee first

sofia thee first is an amazing person, and if anyone doesn’t think so, then they are incredibly wrong. sofia thee first always knows how to cheer someone up, and she’s funny too. loves to draw, lil bit quirky, she makes incredible COOKIES. if you don’t have a Sofia thee first in your life you’re really missing out. Like really freaking missin out bro. Pretty sure the point is made. have a Sofia Thee first in your life. No…not the princess from the show “sofia the first,” . I swear to the lord, you dumbasses say the show Sofia the first…

Dear someone important, I’m writin’ a letter to you bro if you don’t have a goddamn sofia Thee first in your life…you’re literally screwed
God I wish I had a Sofia Thee First

by goatperson December 9, 2022

Sacred Band of Thebes

An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.

"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"

by Calad Sigilon April 20, 2004

Thee Paint

A cute ass 16 year old on twitter who pretends to be a retarded virgin. His tweets are only for people with above average IQ. Can be used as a synonym for shit.

“Ew, why does it smell like thee paint in here?”
“Because this is a public toilet”

by IHateBlacksTheySmell February 8, 2019

Nay Thee

Highly classy and medieval-styled way of saying "No U"
Uses the old English words nay (meaning "no") and thee ( meaning you)
Although this is the grammatically incorrect version of Nay Thou, this version has been accepted more commonly by the meme community.

Normie 1: Thy mother art a homosexual!
Normie 2: Nay Thee!
Intellectual: Actually It's "Nay Thou"...
*Both Normies*: Ur granny tranny

by ßad life May 16, 2018

Get thee to a nunnery

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

temet nosce

"Temet nosce" means "Know thyself"
It is latin.

"Temet nosce"

= Know thyself

by darkgem January 19, 2005