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theftpos

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
by kittridge January 23, 2011
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theftware

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SX OS is theftware, it violates the licence of the stolen source code. But that's ok as long you use it to play your smash bros for free.
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Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

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Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer
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You just tried to tell me that "You Liberals reject everything Trump does without reading his tweets." that's narrative theft.
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Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No
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