ass wrangler

Girl who takes getting fucked in the ass because that was the only alternative that the man gave her.

The ass wrangler is coming over so keep an eye out for my girlfriend.

by Chris Picciotto December 30, 2004

Lobster Wrangler

In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 24, 2023

clump wrangler

A pussy handler or tickler of the sorts

Man, you're such a clump wrangler

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

coochie wrangler

one who wrangles coochies. Someone who used a lasso or a come hither look to ensnare a coochie or a person who owns a coochie. Some common types pf coochie wranglers could be enticing cowboys or just people who enjoy using lassos in strange ways.

Charro was famously know for looking for a coochie wrangler who could capture her hoochie coochie.

by awnagretlha August 16, 2010

Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 25, 2020

knob wrangler

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.

Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler

by mashedroots November 29, 2012

jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

by MGoodlife October 16, 2013