rocket thumbs

The act of two thumbs uniting like a fist bump explosion. More commonly experienced between father and child.
by The Don 74 February 16, 2017
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Sloppy rocket

Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.
Joe: "Dude, this chick wants to go the hotel room with me, but I don't have any condoms!"
Phil: "You're fine man, just give her the sloppy rocket!"
Joe: "Shit, I forgot about that. I used to do that in Thailand. Thanks Bro!"
by Subliminll February 21, 2017
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Yum Rocket

A word used to describe a man's flaccid or erect penis.
Female- "Honey, lets go out to eat tonight."
Male- "No, how about you come and make out with my yum rocket instead."
by keedizle August 10, 2008
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turd rocket

a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.
Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
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Rocket Can

It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!

If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!

Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!

If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!

BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
by The Lawn February 07, 2008
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poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.
Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.
by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009
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