PMS

If you're reading this, then I didn't make it. This is my only way to speak to the public about this transformation of a girl to a beast. Once you confront someone with PMS, you can't turn your back. Major moodswings (one minute: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" another minute: "I really love you!"), and annoyance and that stuff.

Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"

If you confront someone with PMS, I wish you a very good luck.

by ~C February 22, 2009

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PMS = Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

OH NO! She has PMS! RUUUUUUN!!!!

by Your pseudonym is now mine September 12, 2009

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A woman's excuse for acting like a bitch, but an insult when accusing them for having it.
During these times where they become Ultra Bitch, they will: consume random things and people, eyes will turn blood red, mouths will foam, talons will grow, show their hatred for man, and wreak havoc for the sake of 'they can' because it is considered an excuse. Women will scream, growl, snarl, bark and possibly devour you whole, and say "sorry I have PMS" afterwards.

CAUTION: Stay away from all women with PMS, if you hear a growl... run. Run as far as you can.

guy: "Hey wassup?"
girl: *ROOOOOAAAR*
guy: "Oh God! She's infected!"
girl: *chases boy and eats him whole*
guy: *dead*
girl: "I'm f*^%ing sorry I have PMS"

by Pedro A January 24, 2008

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