Newton's Cradle

During the act of two men penetrating a single orifice of another person, their testicles collide causing a swinging effect similar to that of newton's cradle, the device used to display preservation of energy.

James: "Adam, you fancy doing a Newton's Cradle on Wendy?"
Adam: "Nah, me and Pete did that and my balls ache."
Pete: "Awww yuh."

by Wangrom July 13, 2010

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

by EmmyGood January 23, 2007

Newton, Texas

Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.

Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.

by Judge Roy Bean October 3, 2008

newton effect

The point at which gravity pulls the turd out from beneath one's sphincter.

That was the biggest thing I have ever had to shit out, but then the newton effect helped me.

by Thebrowned July 28, 2014

Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

by emoney202 May 20, 2015

Kathryn newton

A person who is good at acting and very pretty

Makes certain movie genres watchable

And is a good idol

Person 1 Who is that awesome blonde

Person 2 that's kathryn newton

by Wesiswes September 9, 2021

fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004