ivy ceiling

The point in a large corporation at which you cannot proceed up the ladder for lack of an ivy league degree. Talent will not take you past this point, only your pedigree and connections. It's one of the few ceilings that you can see; it looks like the incompetent, but connected assholes in the c-suites.

I hit the ivy ceiling. He was a pudgy fat ass, and it felt good.

by kickasstimus January 29, 2015

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Dirty Ivy

A lesbian girl with small tits and ass, but other lesbians are into it, and she can is an absolute power bottom.

That girl, yeah she’s a dirty ivy.

by horny Juan October 22, 2020

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poison ivy

1. venereal disease

2. a woman with venereal disease

1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.

2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 17, 2008

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Blue Ivy

1. Beyonce and Jay-Z's new baby.
2. a science fiction STD.

1. "Wow Blue Ivy, your play room looks Sasha Fierce!"
2. "The entire Marcabian fleet was infected with the blue ivy after paying a visit to Snookizord, the harpy with 1000 vaginas."

by Scandalous Randlby January 08, 2012

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Zoe and Ivy

Literally the closest best friends ever. they look alike and people mix them up a lot. They are pretty different but that's what makes them so perfect. Zoe is weird af but she's the life of any party and she's drop-dead gorgeous. She gets jealous of any friends that Ivy has because she doesn't want to lose her best friend. She's likes to socialize and loves social media. She's the one who gets into more trouble. Ivy is more quiet and down to earth. She's a beautiful, cute girl who loves drawing, animals and being surrounded by people and things that make her feel good. She's outgoing and fun. She's smart but she doesn't try at times because she's just naturally really smart. She's really lazy. when you put them together, they could stop anyone that came in their way.

who are they?
Oh that's Zoe and Ivy best friends for lifeee

by fucku1 October 29, 2019

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