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hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
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Haunted

X person: what's your fav taylor swift song?

Some cool person: i love haunted sm, it has my whole heart.
by ilovenicknelson April 25, 2022
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haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
by Compel January 4, 2018
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Haunted Hills

Haunted Hills is a forgotten about location on the West Coast of Fortnite. Players that go here are either here for a challenge or forgot to jump out of the Battle Bus. Average Loot here leaves players more at risk than a Mouse in a Snake Pit as the sprint in to the storm location usually takes them through Plesant Park...Which is a bit like throwing a toddler in to a full blown NFL Game without pads.
Oh Crap, I forgot to jump...I guess i'll go to Haunted Hills
by Dailystraw July 8, 2019
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Haunted fishtank

Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Hometown Haunt

A hometown haunt is a place in a person’s hometown that holds a special heart in their heart and has a lot of sentimental value.
When I went back to the place where I lived, I began to feel a bit of the hometown haunt coming at me.
by 29SWFL June 6, 2023
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