Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

Roebuck doorknob

a girl who lives in roebuck and opens her legs for anyone

"Omg that stacy girl is a roebuck doorknob"

"Ive heard shes a doorknob

by the biggest whore house around January 15, 2018

Doorknob

Jack robbinson

Hi doorknob

by Jeffy129 November 2, 2019

Charismatic doorknob

When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.

Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.

by PurpleMarlin52 May 24, 2018

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021