Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022

Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.

Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019

Doorknob

Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen

Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.

by Cool psyeudonym November 26, 2024

Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.

You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!

by Ubanman February 20, 2018

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

Roebuck doorknob

a girl who lives in roebuck and opens her legs for anyone

"Omg that stacy girl is a roebuck doorknob"

"Ive heard shes a doorknob

by the biggest whore house around January 15, 2018

Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021