Doorknob

Whore/Mariah/Tucan Sam
A girl who plays with 5 or more guys at the same time.

Damn...why is she such a hoe.
Idk bruh, she's like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn

by EffectiveMods June 20, 2016

Doorknob

Cassidy

Cassidy is a doorknob

by bro wtf no August 27, 2017

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

doorknob

Something or somebody that gets twisted

Stop saying that your being a doorknob

by sfgsfbbbhfde November 21, 2022

Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.

Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.

by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 06, 2024