National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 April 11, 2018

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019