Warped

When something or someone is ugly, stupid or strange.
When someone is a spazmoid

'oi mate Lola is warped'
'stop being so warped'

by kghervubjf May 20, 2017

warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

Gentle warps

A disease only university girls can get

This girl I banged named Sarah had gentle warps

by Asssbucket December 9, 2018

warped wall

That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up

“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch”

by MikusSeaGod June 30, 2019

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021

Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.

Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.

by Zydrixx March 25, 2021