Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021

Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.

Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.

by Zydrixx March 25, 2021

warped

When you are using Cloudflare WARP service and literally nothing works.

Sorry, got warped
Fucking warped
It's a great day when you start work and get immediately warped

by hiptothehop September 26, 2022

warp

Travelling at speeds faster than light (usually in space), many sci-fi movies have warp-capable spaceships, all of which require some sort of warp core (which, as the name suggests, enables the object to travel at warp speeds).

warp

by fmate2006 August 30, 2019

Warped

When you are very excited to do an activity such as drinking, partying or getting high.

I am so warped to go out tonight its going to be mental. warpy warpitude WarpCity

by WarpSidious April 18, 2016

Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.

Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.

by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022