Vortex

Pile drive someones fucking asshole

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed

by The pile driver November 17, 2020

vortex

fat cunt

hey vortex u fat fuck

by Vortex is fat July 24, 2021

The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022

Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.

A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."

by Death of a Non-Salesman March 30, 2016

vortex

a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.

they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.

generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.

if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.

jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch

karl: based + redpilled

by skidmark420 March 13, 2022

panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.

The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.

by Pizza Dan January 20, 2012

Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.

Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex

by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018