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Vortex

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed
by The pile driver November 17, 2020
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Maybe Vortex

Maybe Vortex is just that good.”
by Wempls February 24, 2022
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Swirly Vortex

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero
Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008
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Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real
Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!
by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015
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Almu Vortex

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.
-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”
by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021
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Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.
"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."
by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025
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