An indescribable person who claims to receive no satisfaction from sex, yet he/she fucked a girl/boy inside of his/her high school and continues to talk about it in his/her sleep to this day.
He/she listens to a lot of terrible music and can often be seen in a multi-colored Volkswagen Bug throwing his/her hand in the air as "Tik Tok" plays on the radio.
He/she lies to himself/herself a lot, most commonly about his/her "great skills on the guitar", though it's quite possible that the average person could play better using only the head of their penis.
Unfortunately, he's/she's easily fooled into thinking that you're best friends with him/her, and so therefore he/she constantly visits your Facebook page to talk about stupid bullshit that cool people don't care about.
And as a side note, he/she constantly begs you to fuck his/her hot mom, but you can't bring yourself to do it.
He/she listens to a lot of terrible music and can often be seen in a multi-colored Volkswagen Bug throwing his/her hand in the air as "Tik Tok" plays on the radio.
He/she lies to himself/herself a lot, most commonly about his/her "great skills on the guitar", though it's quite possible that the average person could play better using only the head of their penis.
Unfortunately, he's/she's easily fooled into thinking that you're best friends with him/her, and so therefore he/she constantly visits your Facebook page to talk about stupid bullshit that cool people don't care about.
And as a side note, he/she constantly begs you to fuck his/her hot mom, but you can't bring yourself to do it.
by MyLazySundays October 25, 2010
Waste of human flesh. A total fuck boy who sucks in bed. Someone who shouldnt be able to reproduce at all. A cheater, liar and manipulator with a tiny wanker.
by FOH. Dumb hoe. February 09, 2017
someone who is blonde, soccer obsessed, hockey obsessed, loves sports in general. very easy to make fun of. also very soccer orientated. Texts back superfast, usually.
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