Target Practice

When you are wearing a pad and you are unsure of whether or not the menstrual flow is hitting the pad properly, so you adjust the positioning of your vagina to ensure proper target alignment (aka the blood is going on the pad and NOT your pants).

Oh man...it totally feels like my pad is off to the side...TARGET PRACTICE!!!

by Strabismus April 13, 2010

Target Emo

Someone who comes to school with Airwalk shoes, skinny jeans they got with their mom while she was buying frozen waffles, and a baggy sweatshirt, usually having dragons on it. They always have their hair in their face, and got it cut at Perfect Look.

Omg. He thinks his Airwalks make him bad ass. He's such a Target Emo.

by Emehleh October 17, 2008

Targeted Individual

If ur being gangstalked come to maine and find SUN TZU, Ill help, if eye contact is right, and i dont see any bad.

Thus human trafficing from the mob is ridiculous.

Targeted Individual

by MineOwedWu's July 24, 2021

Target High

The high you feel after leaving Target. You feel like you have everything you need; you're invincible.

Sally: I had a Target High today after buying a ton of new soap and shampoo. I couldn't wait to take a shower!
Joe: You're wierd...
Sally: I guess it's a girl thing.

Bob: Dude, I was Target High today because I bought a soccer ball and some bacon. The soccer balls smelled like leather and I had 7 strips of bacon right when I got home.
Amanda: That's strange.

by Dancing Queen. July 1, 2011

Target friend

A person which you see, know you want to be friends with, and set about befriending.

That kid Jeremy was so funny last night. I think he might be a target friend, I'd really like to get to know him.

by lacoste0708 November 9, 2010

Cock Target

A cirular goatee that makes a man's mouth looks like a bullseye.

Why do all the coaches on my kids' sports teams have cock targets?

by D-Jizzoe September 24, 2010

Target Practice

While your big breasted girl friend lays on her back you aim your jiz for her open mouth, hitting her titts and face is acceptable.

Dude my girl makes for the perfect Target Practice

by ID226 March 17, 2017