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The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.
I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021
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the_real_saysha_wobert Is cool and nice
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The real Funtime bonnie

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie
by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022
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the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.
Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms
by Chongingbong August 9, 2022
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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The real Emma C

Not a whore. She only reveals herself to her wonderful partner. She only drinks Fanta and water. She has her wily woman ways, but doesn’t use them to seduce any man she meets. She’s a beauty. A kind, sweet and smart woman who will slap a bitch if the situation calls. Amazing tits and thikk booty. She’s a girl gamer but doesn’t feel the need to tell every single person she sees online. Enjoyer of potatoes. Wow Hunter extraordinaire. Always ready to do actions.
“Whos that fine piece over there she’s a real Emma C”
“She’s THE real Emma C”
“My god, I’d heard tales but never thought I’d see it for myself
by Tricksyboom July 11, 2022
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The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.
"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"
by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022
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